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dnc-mafia
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Re: Jokes, funny pictures, put all this stuff here!
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Sun 08.02.2009 12:43:30 »
WAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
don't hate the player, hate the game
Bloody.Bender
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http://www.youtube.com/v/IihQJLhkJ-k&hl=de&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IihQJLhkJ-k&hl=de&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Let them say I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Narcisuss, sculptor of physiques. Let them say I lived in the time of
Zyzz
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radarfox
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Alles gute!
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Mon 09.02.2009 17:41:37 »
Something special today for you my german friends :) I have found a funny czech show on youtube which used to be aired in the 90's. It's a parody on the TV czech-german language courses and it's called "Alles gute". I found this hilarious so I hope you will like it too
Here are the two best episodes:
70's porn
"Trautenberg" and "Krakonoš" parody
dark
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Re: Jokes, funny pictures, put all this stuff here!
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Mon 09.02.2009 19:20:32 »
listen to what Samuel says at 1:02
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VegasKill
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Re: Alles gute!
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Mon 09.02.2009 19:33:06 »
Haha Radarfox, here is the German version of 1990s CZ tv:
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1128358/Bullyparade_Pavel_Und_Bronko
Polish version (...ppl from Germany may recognize parallels to a specific advertising that was pretty annoying some years ago):
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Mess with the best, die like the rest
radarfox
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Mon 09.02.2009 19:56:31 »
I didn't got it... I'm not so good in deutch
Mordsspass
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Mon 09.02.2009 20:23:40 »
lol Radek, these ones are hillarious
I sent it to a friend which has been studying together with me in Prague, he found them really funny as well.
It is so funny because I have actually heard people talking German with a Czech accent for such a long time :)
And I have also learned some new words...lizat, tlusta Berta
btw Vegas in the joke about the "Czech" TV, the 2 guys have Yugoslavian names, not Czech...
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Quote from: Mordsspass on Mon 09.02.2009 20:23:40
btw Vegas in the joke about the "Czech" TV, the 2 guys have Yugoslavian names, not Czech...
Michael "Bully" Herbig is a bit unprofessional...=p
Mess with the best, die like the rest
Bloody.Bender
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Wed 11.02.2009 14:13:42 »
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
I know someone who needs that too.
Here is teh real garfield. Not really funny but amusing^^
http://www.youtube.com/v/UxNCpsIFLho&hl=de&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UxNCpsIFLho&hl=de&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Let them say I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Narcisuss, sculptor of physiques. Let them say I lived in the time of
Zyzz
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Atomrolf
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Wed 11.02.2009 14:20:27 »
lol who cares about Garfield when he has "Pelle"...
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Bloody.Bender
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Pelle looks like Garfield
Let them say I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Narcisuss, sculptor of physiques. Let them say I lived in the time of
Zyzz
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darkredfox
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GRRRRR!
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl FHTAGN.
Bloody.Bender
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xD
Let them say I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Narcisuss, sculptor of physiques. Let them say I lived in the time of
Zyzz
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Wojci
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nice pussy!!! fox :D
darkredfox
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Sun 15.02.2009 21:40:02 »
thx, next time I'll wear my black string tanga.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl FHTAGN.
Bloody.Bender
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c0000000l
http://www.youtube.com/v/pE3rtX2CqwY&hl=de&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pE3rtX2CqwY&hl=de&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Let them say I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Narcisuss, sculptor of physiques. Let them say I lived in the time of
Zyzz
.
radarfox
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Quote from: Bloody.Bender on Tue 17.02.2009 20:41:16
c0000000l
yeah, but what is a point of this?
aka_sova
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Wed 18.02.2009 00:15:35 »
I tried this once in school, after this my fingers were aching a lot :(
Bloody.Bender
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Quote from: radarfox on Tue 17.02.2009 22:15:01
Quote from: Bloody.Bender on Tue 17.02.2009 20:41:16
c0000000l
yeah, but what is a point of this?
lol the speed xD
Let them say I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Narcisuss, sculptor of physiques. Let them say I lived in the time of
Zyzz
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